1. It was just a kiss.
2. My Mom's gonna stay with us for a few months.
3. Oh, I didn't tell you I had kids.
4. I'm on house arrest.
5. I'm as good as divorced. I mean, we haven't lived together in years.
6. I've been late because my ex needed help with something.
7. I need you to get me a good lawyer.
8. Can I have a hall pass.
9. I told my little brother he can live in the basement.
10. I quit my job.
11. What do you think about the open marriage thing?