These are REAL excuses people have tried to use to get out of work.  It's not clear how many actually worked.

1.  My sister got kidnapped and I have to go find her.

2.  I gave up my plane seat to an elderly person and can't get back for a few days.

3.  My dog didn't wake me up.

4.  There's a snake on my porch so I can't leave the house.

5.  I have to stay out sick because of sympathetic pregnancy. Tha't when a GUY experiences a few of his wife's pregnancy symptoms.  

6. My wife got a bad dye job and I have to stay home to provide moral support.

7.  My dog hid my car keys.

8.  Martians kidnapped my boyfriend and I have to rescue him.

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