Some Things That Women Never Want To Hear Their Man Say

1.  It was just a kiss.

2.  My Mom's gonna stay with us for a few months.

3.  Oh, I didn't tell you I had kids.

4.  I'm on house arrest.

5.  I'm as good as divorced. I mean, we haven't lived together in years.

6.  I've been late because my ex needed help with something.

7.  I need you to get me a good lawyer.

8.  Can I have a hall pass.

9.  I told my little brother he can live in the basement.

10. I quit my job.

11. What do you think about the open marriage thing?