Toni Ryan

Holla!!  I'm Toni Ryan....

So, what can I tell you?  I am a semi-professional daydreamer, I love a good story, and I especially love laughing loudly at funny stories.  Particularly if the story is at the expense of some silly celebrity who has done something really stupid.  (At this point, I'd like to take a moment to send my thanks to Kanye, the Kardashians, and Lindsay Lohan for always making my day).

I also like to blog about pretty much anything, and I can get worked up on just about any subject. Check it out HERE.  I write good.  Hahaha.  And yes, no one is waiting around to give me an F for using bad grammar.  Man, it's nice to be an adult!!

I'm a Leo, I own a lot of shoes, and currently am obsessed with Adele, that show Revenge, playing around on Pinterest (although I still don't exactly know what I'm doing yet!!), and trying to get people involved in my American Idol Office Pool.    More on that last part soon!   Mmm, what else?  My favorite color is green, I love my steak medium rare, and since we're being honest here, I'm not very tall.  And by "not very tall", I mean a number very close to five feet.  So no short jokes, ok?  I also love to travel, and took Spanish for like a billion years.  In fact, I just realized that up there in the previous paragraph, it was supposed to say, "Hola", as in "Hello".  But I think I'm gonna leave that typo, because it makes me sound like I've got street cred. 

Although he will swear up and down to this day that this never happened, one of the craziest stories I can tell you about my life so far, is that Tommy Jordan once forgot to pick me up at a train station, and I ended up having to sleep on a bench overnight.  I did make a couple new friends, but surprise surprise, they still haven't tried to friend me on Facebook or anything. 

Got a question?  Have something I need to know?  Can I give you my secret tips for an awesome meatloaf?  Then what are you waiting for??  Email me at tryan@key103radio.com